“You know why God is a man?
Because if God were a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate,”
Carrie Snow
- On average, the entire human clitoris (inner and outer) is the same size as the human penis
- Erotophobia is the fear of sexual love, sexual discussion or sexual questions
- Even if disconnected the gonads of an armadillo remain active
- The more physically attractive the woman in university, the less likely she’ll be happy 25 years later
- Horst Schultz once ejaculated at a velocity of 75 kilometres an hour to a distance of 5.6 metres
“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor,
and second nature in a married man”
Helen Rowland
- Heterophobia is the fear of the opposite sex
- When a man and a woman meet as strangers, it is always the woman who decides whether or not they will speak to each other
- Approximately 1.5 million sexually explicit magazines are sold in Australia each month
- Having a headache is a terrible excuse for having sex – as a female orgasm is a powerful painkiller due to the release of endorphins
- Erotodromomania is the obsessive impulse to travel to escape difficult sexual situations
“It is the plain women who know about love.
The beautiful women are too busy being fascinating,”
Katherine Hepburn
- People who enjoy chewing ice have a higher than normal sex drive
- A pig’s orgasm lasts for thirty minutes
- It is less likely for a man to love two women at the same time than is a woman to love two men at the same time
- In ancient Anglo-Saxon times a husband was allowed to divorce his wife if she was too passionate
- A man’s beard grows minutely faster when he anticipates sex
“Civilised people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love,”
Bertrand Russell
