Forget algophilia, choreophilia, doraphilia and rhabdophilia – most of us have given them a shot and come out feeling pretty darned good as a result. How about giving one of these a chance to spice up your love life? Or is that just going a bit too far? Whatever you think or whatever your kink all of these are true.
Dacryphilia…
They say women aren’t attracted to a man who cries; however, if you’re a dacryphile you wouldn’t be able to contain yourself if your partner started blubbing as this is sexual arousal by the tears of a partner.
Pseudozoophilia…
So your partner calls you their little unicorn, maybe this is them dropping a hint as to what they really want you to do in bed. Pseudozoophilia is the sexual arousal from fantasy animals. So crack out your Yeti costume and dust off that unicorn horn for some real life fantasy.
Arachnephilia…
As the name suggests arachnephilia is obtaining arousal from sexual acts involving spiders. So instead of hurling your boot at the Huntsman, capture and pull it out for an evening of naughty fun by letting it take a stroll over your partners face, bottom or genitils – you could be giving them the time of their life!
Melissophilia…
So, spiders aren’t doing it for you? Well head down to your local hive and capture a few of those bees. Whilst on this one, did you know that bee stings can increase the size of an erection as well extend the duration of an orgasm?
Formicophilia…
Much like the above two, but this time ants are your thing – reminds me of one of my favourite advertisements…sick ‘em Rex!
Maieusiophilia…
Simple really, this one is the erotic attraction toward pregnant women. I would be willing to say a large proportion of men are maieusiophiles given that there is very little that is more beautiful in this world than a pregnant woman.
Statuophilia…
Perhaps the makers of the classic 80s rom-com were secretly statuophiles, given that it is erotic arousal from statues or mannequins. So the next time you see someone have a wee fondle at the statue in the park or linger longer at the mannequins in the shop window, chances are they are statuophiles.
Pseudonecrophilia…
Plenty of us have heard of necrophilia, but have you ever heard of this one? Where necrophiles deride arousal from dead bodies, a pseudonecrophile derides their sexual pleasure from having a partner pretend to be dead. So the next time you’re doing the dirty with your partner and they’re lying there motionless and unresponsive they may just be testing to see if you’re a pseudonecrophiliac.
Emetopholia…
Hmmm, what to say about this one. Emetopholia is the sexual arousal from vomit or saliva. Emetophiles will gorge on vast quantities of food before vomiting onto their partner, either that or spitting on them. The latter I could handle, not so sure about the former.
Melcryptovestimentaphilia…
With a name as long as that you’d think this would be utterly bizarre in every respect, however, it is merely the erotic attraction to black underwear.
So c’mon, it’s time to cough up and be honest…do any of these float your boat or do you have another weird and exciting paraphilia not covered here?
